Heaven is a Place on Earth? Someone Should Tell the Disciples!
February 13, 2023 at 11:41 pm
You might have heard of them, and you might be hearing about them for the first time! Their voices move mountains, part seas, and change the course of history.
This group called “the disciples” could arguably be the most impactful creative writing club in human history.
But they don’t follow elementary practices of scholarly research. Even 4th graders know how to use Google to look up this stuff.
They spent literally 1,500 years writing about some shit that has already been debunked. Heaven? In the sky?? Where “God” lives???
Everyone fucking knows that Heaven Is a Place on Earth. Thank you, Belinda Carlisle. I just wish these guys had looked it up before wasting so much time.