I'm not angry with them, just disappointed.
Critics say the institution is on track to become the country’s hottest eatery.
They didn’t like you! None of them liked you!
Remember… you have to spend money to make money.
"Carey, this shows me that you have more than enough self-confidence and are maybe even a little narcissistic!" - My Therapist
An advice column about love, life, and rock n’ roll, run by two of the sveltest broads in all of Pennsylvania.
It really is time for break -- time to be free of finals, to be away from your failed situationship, to have a bedroom to yourself, and for the only thing that really matters: quality me-time.
Danse, dance, dAAAAAAAANCE!
This ruined the would-be event of the year for empty-nesters who now have nothing better to look forward to than amateur a cappella.
How did this man have access to all this information? The answer may shock you.
Speakers disguised as rocks, trash cans, piles of leaves (in the fall), and piles of dirty snow (in the winter) will broadcast the announcement everywhere within a 5-mile radius.
You’re gonna come, they dangle a pocket watch in front of your face. Your vision goes black. All you can think about is the Mask & Wig show. You’re convinced.
“You’re so good at Math 1400… I wish I could do derivatives like you.”
This quiz will determine whether YOU get into heaven.
Please, follow us through our journey to what we like to call The Alps of Eastern Pennsylvania… or… The Poconos.
If I lived in Rodin, all my dreams would come true.