This ruined the would-be event of the year for empty-nesters who now have nothing better to look forward to than amateur a cappella.
How did this man have access to all this information? The answer may shock you.
Speakers disguised as rocks, trash cans, piles of leaves (in the fall), and piles of dirty snow (in the winter) will broadcast the announcement everywhere within a 5-mile radius.
You’re gonna come, they dangle a pocket watch in front of your face. Your vision goes black. All you can think about is the Mask & Wig show. You’re convinced.
“You’re so good at Math 1400… I wish I could do derivatives like you.”
This quiz will determine whether YOU get into heaven.
Please, follow us through our journey to what we like to call The Alps of Eastern Pennsylvania… or… The Poconos.
If I lived in Rodin, all my dreams would come true.