“Did My Ex-Boyfriend Block Me and Every Single Mutual Friend We Have or Just… Get Hacked?” and 10 Other Signs You Haven’t Properly Processed Your Parent’s Divorce
- You still sleep with your baby blanket
- You like edibles more for the taste of a gummy or baked good
- You miss high school science classes
- You just read Normal People
- You “miss the rage”
- You wish young famous people would stop getting pregnant and having beautiful, brilliant babies
- You love salted-egg bagels
- You accidentally misgendered the person who works at Metropolitan Bakery
- You always cry when you watch J.Lo’s Superbowl Half Time show
- You “feel the rush”
