“Did My Ex-Boyfriend Block Me and Every Single Mutual Friend We Have or Just… Get Hacked?” and 10 Other Signs You Haven’t Properly Processed Your Parent’s Divorce

1. You still sleep with your baby blanket 
2. You like edibles more for the taste of a gummy or baked good
3. You miss high school science classes
4. You just read Normal People
5. You “miss the rage”
6. You wish young famous people would stop getting pregnant and having beautiful, brilliant babies 
7. You love salted-egg bagels
8. You accidentally misgendered the person who works at Metropolitan Bakery 
9. You always cry when you watch J.Lo’s Superbowl Half Time show 
10.  You “feel the rush”