Charlotte’s Surprise Pregnancy: Stingray Jesus or Classic Case of 2-Sharks-1-Stingray Threesome?

Charlotte, a stingray in an aquarium in North Carolina, has fast become a celebrity. One might say she is the Virgin Mary of aquariums. She is the only stingray in the aquarium, accompanied by two sharks. One of these sharks is actually named Gabriel… seemingly pointing to the anticipated arrival of the marine environment's lord and savior. 

But it could just be that Charlotte is a freaky lil gal, trynna have fun with her mates. Who can blame her for liking the bad boys, I mean, everyone wants to have a little fun sometimes and switch it up. In fact, it is not the first time the 2-sharks-and-1-stingray threesome happened; it is a common phenomenon observed in several American aquariums. But usually the sharks have better pull-out games. 

While believers await their savior, sceptics despair at the lack of sexual education among the stingray and shark population. Aquariums should make condoms available to their residents and educate them about birth control.