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You know those moments when other Penn kids make you feel inadequate? Like that time you were really proud of yourself for not drunk eating until you found out your roommate cured cancer and got into four senior societies? This is one of those moments.
*Note: The paper says "Drexel Rules!!!"
Is it just us, or was SPEC really tryna get some attention yesterday? A few hours after putting us through the seven stages of finding out the Fling performer, they announced that SPEC Connaissance and Film will be hosting Vince Gilligan at Penn. Gilligan is the creator of "Breaking Bad," a kinda well-liked show about a drug that Penn kids weren’t doing in PV.
Valentine’s Day is on Friday, and everyone at UTB has plans. We understand that not everyone is as #blessed (read: active on Tinder) as we are, so we’ve compiled a list of University City deals for any and all types of V-days.
Making new friends at Penn is soo easy, especially as you get older. You just walk up to a rando in a big lecture, an open frat party, or the Gregory computer lab and BOOM, BFFs. LOL, not.
Attention Penn students with excessive free time—we have found you a new side hustle. Penn Medicine's Social Media and Health Innovation Lab is holding its first ever Penn Defibrillator Design Challenge, and there is Cash Money to be won.
This year’s fling theme will be “Peace Love and Fling,” according to SPEC's morning listserv blast. Yes, without the commas. We at UTB were personally shocked, since we definitely thought the theme was going to be Level 254 of Candy Crush, Donuts, or Save Justin Bieber from Deportation. (But actually, we will always luv u Justin.)
We thought we hit break-rock-bottom when we caught ourselves reciting the Movies on Demand preview under our breath and seriously considering whether or not to watch Bronies on Netflix. We were wrong—break just got much worse. Salento, the Italian BYO at 22nd and Walnut where everyone celebrated their 19th/24th birthday, has closed for good.
HubBub Open Until 11 PM For The Rest of Finals- How We Feel.
Possible captions include: "How we feel when we're asked if we've found a formal date,""To the chick in the carrel behind me eating potato chips," "The corner booth of McDonald's at 3 am," "Classes aren't cancelled today" and "Wow! I love hearing you complain about finals!"
VP Extended Hours Start Today- The upstairs will be open until 2:00 am every night from now until the 19th. Don't pretend like you're not excited.
The DP announced today that for the fourth year in a row, no Penn students won a Roads Rhoads Rhod3s Rhodes Scholarship. Sorry, spelling has never been our strong suit.
After years of agonizing research, we've finally solved Ego's perennial question. In a shocking twist of fate, scientists have confirmed that there are three kinds of people at Penn—those who love flyers, those who hate flyers, and those who have an unstoppable urge to write haikus about flyers. We are in the latter camp.
Penn students are notoriously uncompetitive, so we were surprised to hear about the interesting tactic one contestant in AXO's Big Man On Campus has taken to get a literal leg up on the competition. Senior Andrew Musser's BMOC coaches have sent in a calendar of him posing around campus in his undiez. We’re not kidding. We're also not complaining. We haven't liked betting since that time in Vegas that coincidentally occurred right before the SAC Moratorium, but we have to put our money on this kid. Check out why after the jump. DISCLAIMER: not safe for class (NSFC... is that a thing yet?). We love it. Quick question, Andrew--why does the last pic gotta be so small? It was our fave :(
Penn has released its Fall 2013 “Day in the Life of Penn,” a collection of 108 photos meant to capture “all aspects of campus life from sunrise to well after sunset on one bright fall day.” Aw.
Good morning—just in time for Homecoming, Kelly Writers House is making its programming stronger and more amazing by hosting an event dedicated to everyone’s favorite college dropout (See what we did there? We’ll stop now.).
It's Monday and it's really freaking cold outside, but we don't curr because we now have a new way to waste away our lives on the internet! UTV, Penn’s campus TV station, launched its new-and-improved website yesterday. It features videos from Penn groups like Classless, Penn Masala, and Mask and Wig as well as 10 new original web series produced by and starring Penn students. We've created a short guide to help you figure out where to begin your journey to procrastination nirvana.
Normally, when our professors talk about their research, we whip out our phones and get our crotch text on. This week, however, we learned about a study that was legit ABSURD. According to a team of Penn and Rice sociologists, single and divorced people are twice as likely as married people to die from preventable accidents— things like fire, poisoning, or a vending machine falling on you. Whith that in mind, it may be time to turn your booty call into your wifey, lest you desire impending doom.
Clubs flyering on Locust this week: you’ve been tricked. You thought we were normal Penn students traipsing down Locust in search of something to do this weekend, but we were actually journalists taking your flyers to create this juicy collection of poems. Call us Kate Taylor or something--just kidding, please don't. Strictly Funk presents: Dante’s Inferno This week, Iron Gate: The only Penn kids with swag Gonna be hot, y’all! Sparks Dance Company Presents: “Cirque du Sparks” Another dance show But this has bearded ladies JK. We wish, doe. Counterparts Fall Show: Private ‘Parts The boy handing out This flyer was really cute. Show your “Private Parts.” TRIHOP for St. Jude’s Pancakes delivered We wish this were every week. Insert Tridelt joke?
The most annoying part about the 40th and Walnut CVS is no longer the half bald dude who always asks if you have your Extra Care Card. As of yesterday, everyone's favorite money sucker is staying open while their floor is commando and rul' sticky. Unless you’re trying to role play Indiana Jones caught in quicksand, we recommend schlepping to the 34th and Walnut or 43rd and Locust locations until CVS's facelift is complete. Pssssst, also, don't forget to