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Tory Burch Tells The AP She Was a Tomboy— "I’d say I’ve surprised myself and the people who knew me then. I had a different style at Penn, I was a tomboy — and I still am a little bit of a tomboy. ... I didn’t know this would happen." Of course you were. Everyone knows "Theta" stands for "Tomboy"
Finally, Frogro is getting the recognition it deserves. Progressivegrocer.com has bestowed upon our humble neighborhood store the 2011 Business Leadership Award for "its innovative approach to hiring and training workers, its dedication in supporting employees’ occupational and personal successes, and its recruitment and hiring partnership."
At approximately 11:30 a.m. today, disaster struck the quiet intellectual haven of Van Pelt Library. The shrill ring of a fire alarm emptied the building, forcing undergrads, professors, hobos and PhD students alike to congregate on College Green.
So you've heard Penn's (finally?) getting a Quidditch team to match our Harry Potter shirts and Hogwarts-like lifestyle. As the 5th of the 5th-best universities, it's imperative that we establish a Quidditch reputation to match. Here's who we'd draft for our inaugural Quidditch lineup. Who would you choose?
Sorry Quad-dwellers, but you're going to have to go somewhere other than a hospital to clog your arteries from now on. On the brighter and healthier side, we totally forgot that there's still a Gia inside the Perelman Center for Advanced Medicine!
It's October. Like, September is officially over. What! And while the passage of time is happening a little too quickly for some of us (hey seniors), it does spell one marvelous thing: fall. In addition to the standard pretty leaves and crisp weather, here are a couple on-campus reasons to smile.
SPORTS-- We haven't a clue about this whole "Battle for I-95" nonsense, so go read the Buzz for the latest on the Palestra having people in it tonight.
By now you've probably heard some of the drama surrounding the "rain + Popped = disaster" situation (read: it's now inside). Here's a copy of the updated schedule from their website for your convenience:
Be Our 3,000th Follower On Twitter— Something crazy will happen! We'll do it! What is it? You'll just have to be the 3,000th follower and see! Seriously! Please! Please?
Check out this cool time-lapse video of the freshmen making "2015" on Franklin Field a few days ago. Then watch it backwards!
How annoying is it when you drag yourself out of bed to class and the professor isn't there? You're all like, what the hell is this guy doing, worst class ever, etc... and then you find out, via an email sent while you're waiting in class, that the professor isn't there because he died. And the department forgot to tell you.
For Any Alums Still Reading— There's a BuyWithMe deal for Campusfood in NYC if you're trying to relive the nostalgia of poor food choices while blacked out as a proper adult. It's a $20 voucher for $10.
Wait, Sammy Is Bringing The Ying Yang Twins— Haha, what?
There's a New .Edu— We haven't checked the upenn.edu website since we applied to college, but it looks different now and perhaps this will mean something to someone.
We all have our off days when it comes to cars, especially in a city environment. Maybe this particular offender really needed to rush into Copa or pick up some booze at Allegro's. Whatever the case, one vigilante decided to take matters into their own hands and set the driver straight (not literally, of course, the car was still halfway in the road). Judge the infraction for yourself and see if the citizen justice was warranted.
Remember that thing that saved your summer internship by changing your Facebook newsfeed into an Excel spreadsheet? It's back with a vengeance, offering themes for any type of computer as well as Twitter integration. The Twitter part is a little buggy, but when it works it's a whole new level of distraction. Go forth and procrastinate, again!
So Much Room For Activities-- Hey everyone! Go to the SAC activities fair on Locust Walk from 11-2 today! Freshmen: you're not too cool to join clubs. People in clubs: we feel your pain with the whole "being active at 11 a.m. thing." Street's even got a table so come say hi!
Hey Remember When The Wine Machines Failed?-- Womp.
We pegged Metropolitan Bakery less granola-crunching and more BBMing-while-latte-sipping, but food blog Epicurius begs to differ. They deemed Metro's granola the best in the entire country! Our little hangover haven beat out seventeen other recipes to claim such an honor.
Freshmen, Need A Refresher?-- Check out last year's Guide to NSO events and Guide to Textbooks and stay tuned for this year's updates. And be sure to keep checking 34th Street Magazine: they've always got the low-down to keep you in the know all week long.