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Jorge Rodriguez


Classic! Delusional Dumb Friend Makes Eye Contact With Crush, Now It's Everyones Problem

“OMG bitch, he’s so into you!” I reply. 

Finally: LinkedIn Now Includes Section For Waist Size

I may not know who JP Morgan is but trust me, my size 2 waist is the real investment.

Finally! Penn Dems Adds New Affinity Group for Blue-Eyed Blondes

The oppressed majority.

Penn Global Institute for Human Rights Commissioned to Solve Age-Old Dilemma “Is Squirt Just Pee?”

This inquiry, pitched to the Penn Carey Law Global Institute for Human Rights, required an elite force of thinkers to tackle the case.