Freshman UA Candidates Say The Darndest Things
October 9, 2009 at 3:01 pm
After a week of of studying our mathematical analyses of campaign posters and videos, we understand you're still not ready to cast your ballot. Obviously, you've been holding out for the results of the 44th Annual Under The Button Candidate Quote Awards. Finally, after the jump, we announce the winners.
“What the F*** have you done lately?”?Anyone who saw Angelina Jolie in Wanted has been asked this question and I welcome anyone to ask me this throughout the year.
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Krista Engle – VP of Internal Affairs
“Why am I qualified? Well, my name says it all! I am…?K-reative, R-esponsible, I-ntelligent, S-punky, T-rustworthy, A-pproachable, E-xperienced, N-eat, G-iving of my time and energy,?a L-eader, and last but certainly not least, E-veryone’s choice for VP of Internal Affairs! K-R-I-S-T-A E-N-G-L-E.”
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Vivian Chen – Wharton Class Chair
"Take a quick glance at my picture. Look at that wild and juicy face."
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Zeke Sexauer – SAS Class Chair
"Oh, also, do any of you guys like True Blood, Weeds, or Entourage?"
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"You liked him, like more than a friend, like you wanted to take him to dinner and a movie (not just any crappy movie with Rob Schnieder, a good one, an Oscar contender)."
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"My grandma just turned 87."