Today Is The Last Football Game

Attention seniors! It's your last football game ever and apparently some fancy stuff will be going down at halftime to salute you. C'mon— it's your last chance to wear obnoxious Penn scarves and not look as obnoxious (everyone knows it's too hot in the Palestra for them), last shot to throw toast and last go at closing your eyes and pretending you go to a raging state school. The weather will even be crisp and beautiful (see above) for seniors and underclassmen alike.

If you're really feeling lazy, follow our friends at the Buzz for important sports info all day. But go! School spirit is cute, and Cornell sucks. Kickoff is at 1 p.m.