Send Us Your Texts From Halloween

Hear ye, hear ye! Calling all hungover Batmen and walk-of-shame sexy felines: now is your chance to repent your sins! Or rather, try to remember them. As per tradition, UTB wants to hear about your Halloween, but you can show better than you can tell.

Anonymously expose your ex, that random guy at a party, or yourself---we won't judge. Spend your morning after the right way: sifting through your phone and sending whatcha got to tips@underthebutton.com (area code included!). Check back to see if your drunk confessions or dirty talk made it on the blog! [Names not included, dignity sold separately.]

Oh, and while you're at it,