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Lila GutsteinThursday, March 24, 2016Thu, Mar 24, 2016
There’s a lot happening in today’s world. The race for the
US presidential election has become highly contested, global warming continues to destroy our ecosystem, and some people say that Penn dining doesn’t have good bagels. That’s right, some students at the Jewniversity of Pennsylvania
have decided that Penn dining is not only kinda really disgusting, but also
inept at offering students quality bagels. No need to fear! One student has decided
to start a change.org petition to rally up all the carb-lovers everyone and enact change in our fine dining institutions. The appeal already
has 100 signatures and, more importantly, a host of comments in support of the
petition such as “current bagels are offensive”, “bagels are important”, and “I
don’t even go to Penn”. Check it out for yourself and get behind this important
cause!