Lila Gutstein
Penn Crushes: To the Jewish Guy From Westchester, You Know Who You Are
Sophomore Doesn’t Know Anyone In Dance Troupe But Still Cried During Their Senior Montage
OP-ED: I Only Go to Career Fairs So I Can Get Free Cups For My Kitchen
Future Bain Analyst Publishes Op-Ed Arguing Against Penn’s Pre-Professional Culture
Shocking: That Guy Who Saved His Spot in Study Carrel With a Pile of Books Has Been Abroad All Semester
Senior Mistakes Feb Club for Febrile Club, Induces Fever
iPhone X No Longer Recognizes Girl’s Face Post Winter Break Food Binge
Junior Attends Women’s March After Cutting 100 Girls From Her Sorority Last Week
Plot Twist: This Wealthy Girl With Royal Ancestry Didn't Join Tabard
'Broke' College Sophomore Gives iPhone X Two Thumbs Up
Sophie’s Choice: Do You Get Blackout at That Random Formal, or Do You Get a Decent Grade on Your Final?
New Study Finds That Students Who Put Up Virtual Fireplaces in GSRs are Less Productive
Study: Penn Students Less Likely to Attend Downtowns if There Isn't a Photographer
Plot Twist: Wharton Senior Skips Super Day To Attend Class
Brave: This Student Played Devil's Advocate in His Recitation
Sophomore Rents Indego Bike Once, Encourages Everyone To Explore The City More
On-Campus Frat Makes Their WiFi AirPennNet, Mass Confusion Ensues
Junior Pretends to Be 21 to Get Free Sauerkraut at Campus Oktoberfest
Sophomore Busted For Possession After Making Venmo Caption: "Drugs"
