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Uber Free Cookies To VP Basement

Lila Gutstein Tuesday, May 3, 2016Tue, May 3, 2016

Looking for new ways to procrastinate? Uber is allowing students to order a free pack of cookies to any of the sad study locations found on campus! Be sure to place your order TODAY between the prime hours of 9 p.m. and 12 a.m., but expect lots of buffering – Penn students like good deals.

Uber Free Cookies To VP Basement

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