Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Resist Your Cousin’s Sexual Advances in Quarantine?
April 7, 2020 at 12:00 am
“Satan take the wheel, I guess,” you say before one last involuntary muscle spasm causes you to collapse on the ground. You feel yourself completely overtaken. You’ve lost control of your body and can only watch helplessly from the back of your consciousness as Lucifer flexes and flails your muscles and uses your vocal chords to scream like a wounded bull. Jesus, you think, you’d think he could at least go a bit lighter on his ride.
Addie looks incredibly pleased. They collapse to the ground in a reverent bow. “Hail Satan,” they say, their voice a quivering whisper.
“ARISE,” erupts from your throat, “AND LET US BREED.”
You gasp. The audacity! Addie never wanted you to fix the Wifi, they wanted to use your body as a Satanic vessel so that they could sire the antichrist and bring about the end of the world! While you are horrified that you have to watch Satan use your body to get nasty with your cousin, you are somewhat flattered that Addie thought you were hot enough to be the parent of their child.
Uh oh! You fucked your cousin and sired the Antichrist!