Choose Your Own Adventure: Will You Resist Your Cousin’s Sexual Advances in Quarantine?
Photo by Riccardo Palazzani (with edits by Elias Rappaport) / CC BY-NC-SA 2.0; Photo by kinzamehmood74 / CC0
June 12, 2021 at 3:42 pm
You are sad and horny. This is nothing new.
You are one month into quarantine, and while people’s lives the world over have been hopelessly disrupted, it has been business as usual for your mediocre existence: wake up, cry, skip lunch, skip class, do nothing, cry, eat three Triscuits, have a panic attack, watch Netflix, and cry. Sometimes you sleep, as a treat.
Quarantine has introduced only one disruption: cousin Addie has come to stay with your family while their parents battle the virus in the Peach State. You have nothing against Addie, and for this first month the two of you have gotten along swimmingly. Sometimes they’ll even split a Triscuit with you.
But sometimes, while you nibble on your half of the circuit, you can’t help but notice that they’re staring at you. Not in a creepy way. Obviously. Duh. They’re your cousin. People only stare at you like that if they want to fuck you. Or kill you. And Addie would never want to do either of those things, right? Although, for some reason, you’re not entirely sure…