(10/05/10 6:22pm)
Easy DZ Tonight-- The first new sorority presentation, Delta Zeta, is tonight at 7:30 p.m. in Houston's Hall of Flags. This is mandatory for all Upsilon Tau Beta pledges.
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Easy DZ Tonight-- The first new sorority presentation, Delta Zeta, is tonight at 7:30 p.m. in Houston's Hall of Flags. This is mandatory for all Upsilon Tau Beta pledges.
Somebody tell the Independent State Store Union to lay off our shiny new wine machines.
WTF Blarney!? Why is this posted on your exterior? Say it ain't so! We tried to call and ask what the deal was, but no answer... stand by for word on whether or not we need to hold a protest/vigil/jihad.
Ever since Phi Sig shut down, the Greek world has been a-gossip with tales of the new sorority coming to campus. Some claimed Kappa Kappa Gamma was a done deal, while Theta others thought of forming a new off-campus. Now, with the DP reporting the final five to make the cut, you may be wondering-- what new symbols will grace sweatpant-clad butts?
Seems like people are getting more efficient at nipping a "remove me" listserv epidemic in the bud. The following smattering of capital letters comes to us from the Wharton Social Impact Group:
Now that NSO has been over for .2 seconds, it's time to begin the Fling countdown. And what better way to do so than to see Fling in a countdown of its own? What up, Coed Magazine's Top 10 University-Sanctioned Events. Coming in just below the Undie Runs at Arizona State and SDSU, we managed to beat out things like Harvard-Yale football (yawn) and Boulder 4/20 (which we should still stop by, to, you know, scope out the competition).
While some of us were hoping it was going to be a candy, pony, and Brad Pitt store, the rapidly-developing building at 3940 Spruce Street has revealed a higher purpose. Set to open sometime in Winter 2011, the Clyde F. Barker Transplant House will be a place to "provide comfortable accommodations and convenient services in a supportive, community setting at nominal cost" for families staying at HUP for transplant operations.
The most fun comes in searching for terms like "Goldman Sachs" or "on the board" to hone in on your homewrecking targets. In case you don't want to wait around for the divorce, you can also search for the terms "brother" or "sister" and gold-dig your way to glory.
Gawker just totally called out a Penn alum for being, well, a giant dick. Basically, he tried to scam some 19-year-old models, they figured it out, used the reply-all function for good and not evil, and he flipped his shit.
If you don't get it, we're not going to tell you.
Finally, people have stopped tweeting about #upenn #graduation #2010 (it's those same damn grandmas who figured out Facebook), allowing us to bring you a new heap of tweets. Behold, the summer thoughts of Penn's lovers, haters, and people who maybe shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.
Well, this is interesting. We just got wind that the winner of the Nora Magid Mentorship Prize, a seriously prestigious prize that goes to a graduating senior who has shown promise in non-fiction writing, was awarded to a former DP columnist. And not just any DP columnist, but one who in fact wrote a plagiarized column for the paper in 2007 and was subsequently fired.
It's like TwitPenn, but with weird people on Facebook! Thanks to the help of Openbook, we can see what people are saying about our school in their statuses. Totally creepy, but totally fun.
Generally, we prefer our elections Youtube-ified and carrying the promise of Dining Dollars at Wawa. But for you tools PennDems people who argue with the professor about the Constitution who are interested in bureaucracy outside our bubble, the PA election results are tricklin' in right about now.
Silly Pi Kapp boys, you're wearing the wrong outfits to Walnut Walk!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKsqZ-qbEvo
We guess even statues need some lovin' sometimes...? George Whitefield apparently forgot to clean up after himself and left a condom on his finger. Kinky. A closeup after the jump.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66lChzA6xJY
With little over a week until Fling (or like, two days, depending on when you decide to start celebrating), tensions have been high around the Quad gates. "Will this be the moment they start bag checks?" anxious freshmen ask themselves as they sneak in another handle for their frat/a capella group/professors.
Nostalgic for the days of sororstitutes on Real World already? Relive all the action that is cast member and Penn-hookuper Josh Colon as his train wreck band graces MarBar this Thursday at 9.