If I am being honest, I would rather eat nails and shit them out one by one than walk.

One minute, I was just down to rally for the Zete late night, the next minute I was in the midst of executing a planned murder.

It's no divesting from fossil fuels, but it's a pretty close second.

Enough is enough. I think it’s finally time to address the gender relations within the setting society refers to as “&pizza.” 

After a successful reign of terror on the West Philadelphia community, Amy Gutmann is now expected to become the next ambassador to Germany under Biden’s America.

But at the end of the day, it’s an experience like no other, meant to bring you closer to your classmates. That is, if they are able to survive...

I am a cool, chill girl who just doesn’t care about my birthday.

You think sheets of paper are gonna rectify the damage of your blowing asshole?