Grad Strike Narrowly Averted as Penn Allows Grad Students to Take Two Entrees from Grommons Instead of One
One graduate student had suggested increasing the amount of sides from two to three. She was immediately executed on the spot.
Ivana Asiedu
BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil Found in Epstein Files
“It’s an outrage,” said one student who wishes to remain anonymous. “I can excuse most of the things they did on that island, but I draw the line at animal abuse.”
Grad Strike Narrowly Averted as Penn Allows Grad Students to Take Two Entrees from Grommons Instead of One
One graduate student had suggested increasing the amount of sides from two to three. She was immediately executed on the spot.
Title VI Training Sees 100% Completion After Pledges Mistake It for Hazing
Ivana Asiedu
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University officials are now reportedly considering rebranding all training modules as “character-building exercises.”
BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil Found in Epstein Files
“It’s an outrage,” said one student who wishes to remain anonymous. “I can excuse most of the things they did on that island, but I draw the line at animal abuse.”
