Wahid Sarwar
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Fun Party Game: Guess Where I’m From but Every Time I Make Up a Fictional South Asian Country
October 2, 2023 at 8:58 am
You begin to feel how one usually feels after a few drinks: socially and morally conscious about your racial identity.
Going Green! Penn To Replace Liquid Dispensers in Every Campus Bathroom with La Plancha’s Soapy Ass Guac
January 26, 2023 at 7:03 pm
Ooh… egad… It smells a little un poco podrigo in Huntsman Hall now…
OP-ED: Calling Gutmann College House "The Gutty" Until I Quite Frankly Die
October 25, 2022 at 11:34 am
That building is The Gutty. Guh-tee. ?????.
im so lonely im gonna mert myself
October 17, 2022 at 12:46 pm
taketh me hence in an ambulance, a warmeth forehead’s kiss <3
BREAKING: Wharton First-Year Edges HOWWWW MANY PEOPLE???
October 11, 2022 at 9:01 am
According to a tiny, fine-print line written in the Constitution by our Founding Fathers, it states We MUST Not Edge for Political Gain.