Stouffer-Mayer And The Real Girl

Tipsters by the name of "The Girls from Harnwell 12th Floor" sent us these photos, stating, "Over the last three months there have been reoccurring appearances of a sex doll in the window of the {Mayer Hall room} that we look down at." We wonder if Tufts has any rules about this unique roommate situation.

The pictures are reminiscent of The Great High Rise Sex Scandal of 2005, except the lady is facing the wrong direction and we don't really care enough to count the windows and figure out whose room it is.

Whoever you are, we're sure it's really hard to get human ladies back to Mayer. But that's what the internet is for! At the very least, this window lady (How very rude of us! Does she have a name?) would probably be more comfortable out of the bright sun and the critical eye of passers by. We know we would be more comfortable if she were placed under your bed, or in a closet, or if she just did not exist, because WOW, gross!