Don't Forget Your Carabiner!

We noticed this picture today when we logged on to Penn Portal. While we appreciate Penn's concern, we have to admit we're a little offended. We realize it's important to "fling safe" and all, but what do they think fling is? A hike up Kilimanjaro? And what's with the explanatory pictures - what are we, kindergardeners? Or worse, state schoolers? (But really, who measures with a solo cup?) In sum: check yo'self, before you wreck yo'self...and keep your paper doll chain buddies handy.