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Why Is The Secret Service In Houston Hall?

Sarah Beth McKay Wednesday, Oct. 27, 2010Wed, Oct 27, 2010

Meeting with OSL to make sure the place would be safe for Michelle Obama should she just happen to stop by on Monday? Nahhhh.

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