Free French Fry Feast - Fried food enthusiasts rejoice: you're in for an afternoon of gratis snacking courtesy of something called the "Heinz Ketchup Road Trip." They're giving away free french fries to promote some ish called "Dip & Squeeze" ketchup, which apparently "allows people to have fun dipping and squeezing more of the Heinz Ketchup they love with their favorite foods, wherever and whenever they want." Zippity doo dah! Go to 40th and Locust between 2:30 and 4:15 for some free ketchup and fries.