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Job Of A Lifetime

AJ Thomas Sunday, June 19, 2011Sun, Jun 19, 2011

Next time you check Student Employment Office website, instead of applying for a boring and traditional student job like "Office Assistant" or "Research Assistant" you may want to consider another alternative: Brand Ambassadress.  WorldWideWebWars Tournament is coming to Penn and lacks "sexy and business savvy" females.

These engineers-turned-businessmen are looking for an individual who will recruit additional "w4girls" and "parties at least once a week".  They will pay you $12 per hour for your efforts and cover your transportation and food/drink expenses.  They also guarantee that "you'll be taken care of".  This  job posting kind of sounds like a sketchy operation, but if you like more adventure in your life, go ahead and reach out to them!