Lights Out, Spruce Street!
Sandra Rubinchik
Monday, March 18, 2013Mon, Mar 18, 2013
Looks like the midnight curfew set in early for the 3900 block of Spruce Street, with reports that the entire street's power is completely out and Yoni Goldblatt is totally sneaking into Rachel Berg's top bunk for a chance at second base. "Oh my god, can you believe it?!" "Pass me your flashlight—I can't see!"
Here's hoping the problem resolves itself quickly before the counselors come back from their night out on town.
If not, BLACKOUT PARTY AT 3924! BYO GLOWSTICKS! (Just kidding.*)
* Apologies in advance to the residents of 3924 Spruce.
