Shutterbutton: Deadmaus Spotted In Houston

No, not the world-famous DJ with the superhuman ability to both see and function in a stadium full of gyrating teens while wearing a giant mouse head. Did you really think we'd forget the 5, silly? One unlucky student felt something on her foot in Houston and was horrified to find this real live dead maus hanging out under her table. Judging by its extreme level of deadness, this lil guy either died in 1858 or accidentally ate some Houston sushi.