Choose Your Own Adventure: Will Brad Fuck Your Girlfriend at Fling?
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April 11, 2019 at 2:11 am
Mm, there’s nothing better than the rancid taste of tequila trickling down your throat. You’re not a masochist, but you can’t help but fall in love with the way that tequila just seems to spank your naughty tongue with every drop that comes into contact with it.
Jessica is less in love with tequila. After two shots she can’t force herself to stomach anymore. Although you’re a little loose on your feet, it’s alright because Jessica is sober enough to guide you all the way to the party at Theta Apple Pi. Once inside, the liquor’s flowing, the music’s popping, and you have the most attractive girl in the world on your arm. What could possibly go wrong?