Kristi Noem Mistakes Pardoned Turkey for Dog, Shoots it
Butterball’s death marks the first pardoned Turkey fatality since the tradition’s advent in 1963, under the Kennedy Administration.
Molly Wisor
Kristi Noem Mistakes Pardoned Turkey for Dog, Shoots it
Butterball’s death marks the first pardoned Turkey fatality since the tradition’s advent in 1963, under the Kennedy Administration.
10 Things I Would be Grateful For if I Had Them
Molly Wisor
Wednesday, Nov. 19, 2025Wed, Nov 19, 2025
1. Dining room table in my apartment Where have my roommates and I been eating dinner, you ask? The couch. 2. Clean couch in my apartment I like to play this game where I focus on a new square foot of the couch every day and imagine what might’ve stained it. The answer is always food.
Jealous of Mamdani's Virality, Philadelphia Mayor Cherelle Parker Searches for New Ways to Misspell "Eagles"
Molly Wisor
Wednesday, Nov. 12, 2025Wed, Nov 12, 2025
Penn in Washington Opens New Campus in Spokane
Molly Wisor
Wednesday, Sept. 17, 2025Wed, Sep 17, 2025
Students interested in the program are encouraged to reach out to their advisors with any questions. Applications for the spring cohort, which will be led by famous Spokane resident and critical race theory professor Rachel Dolezal, open on September 17th and close on September 17th.
Breaking: Donald Trump (W '68) Stalls Saxby's Closing by 90 Days in Unprecedented Executive Order
Order comes amidst fears of coming closure.
