6 Microscopes To Help See Our Spring Break
Photo by Mikayla Golub / The Daily Pennsylvanian
October 2, 2020 at 9:47 am
After the administration notified students on October 1st that Spring Break would be shortened to only two-days, Under the Button gathered the top scientists and most powerful microscopes in the world to help find where the fuck Spring Break went.
All of our scientists concluded that they could not, in fact, find Spring Break. It was just too small. Just like that, it's gone!