Magic Bush Found at Magic Gardens

Many people go to Magic Gardens looking for recreational drugs and an overpriced frat DJ, a truly magical combination of things that little girls who dream of raves could only think of in their grandest imaginations. Instead of those two unmagical things, I found something else: something that only in the grandest of all fantasies one could think of. 

Have you ever seen a bush? A full fledged, magical, flourishing bush. Well, I have. And I saw it at Magic Gardens.

When I was waiting in line for the unisex porta-potties that do not flush, I saw the trailings of a magnificent bush fairy in my wake. From there, the magic bush gave me an euphoric experience that could only be rivaled by the experience of a water-deprived gazelle in the Saharan deserts finding an oasis of its aquatic life force.

You may feel that the $90 sticker price alongside the $40 surge-pricing Ubers to occasionally perhaps not be the most worthwhile way of spending your parent’s hard earned private equity money, but fear not. The magic bush that is there will save you. While I had the sole bush at Magic Gardens this year, there will be more to come. I hope that you one day may also find a magic bush at Magic Gardens. Now, I am off to the bushes.