Penn Engineers are having more sex than everyone.
First hand, you and your classmates can examine each other’s… members!
Ten limp twink bodies found in Huntsman Hall GSR, all identified as Wharton Alliance freshmen pregaming Queer Formal.
They will begin leasing the Radian next year as sophomore on campus housing, and you and I are on this cosmic journey together.
I slept in the Moelis Family Grand Reading Room, the ATO roof deck, under the button, and the Quad Catacombs.
I was having a conversation with one of my many acquaintances who are so overwhelmingly in love with me that they pop the question: “Where do you live?” Why do you want to know? Do you want to bed me?
Pizza slices will be limited to one per person and will be a generous two inches in width.
If students can shut up and enjoy their rice, then Penn Dining might consider adding lettuce again.
Usually I am told that the reason for this emotional downpour is my kind face. I can’t change this about myself, believe me I’ve tried. So, I’ve devised a solution.