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Penn Marriage Pact, Penn Crushes: Penn Engineers Just So Horny

NEWS | Lila Shermeta Monday, Feb. 27, 2023Mon, Feb 27, 2023

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Apollo the Phi Delt Dog Officially Initiated as PC ‘25; Graciously Agrees to Lick Vomit During Hazing Rituals

NEWS | Sara Goldberg
Sun, Oct 19, 2025

Cooked: Your Chem Midterm Grade in Epstein's Preferred Age Range

NEWS | Andreana Lee
Fri, Oct 17, 2025

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Breaking: Hummus Grill Owner Self-Immolates in Front of Wonder in Final Act of Defiance

NEWS | Sam Kroin
Mon, Oct 13, 2025

Local Asian-American Genuinely Passionate About Consulting / Medicine / Founding a Startup

NEWS | UTB Staff
Mon, Oct 13, 2025

Marc Rowan Adopts New Name: "Galactus"

NEWS | Jack Kramer
Wed, Oct 8, 2025

Jane Goodall to be Rewarded 72 Chimpanzees in Heaven

NEWS | Titus Livius Dunne
Tue, Oct 7, 2025

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