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Mallika Tatavarti

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Local Student Attempts To Steal From Pret; Gets CHASED Over Bridge And Spanked

NEWS | Mallika Tatavarti
Fri, Sep 13, 2024

The student was found staggering across High Rise field, muttering "I must not steal, I must not steal."

Collapsing The Binary: HipCityVeg to Offer Vegan Escargot

NEWS | Maya Kreger and Mallika Tatavarti
Tuesday, Nov. 21, 2023

Wake Up, SHEEP: Why Do None of You Bitches Know What a Persimmon Is?

NEWS | Mallika Tatavarti
Wednesday, Nov. 15, 2023

"Persnimmon?” What the fuck?

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Local Student Attempts To Steal From Pret; Gets CHASED Over Bridge And Spanked

NEWS | Mallika Tatavarti Friday, Sept. 13, 2024Fri, Sep 13, 2024

The student was found staggering across High Rise field, muttering "I must not steal, I must not steal."

Collapsing The Binary: HipCityVeg to Offer Vegan Escargot

NEWS | Maya Kreger and Mallika Tatavarti Tuesday, Nov. 21, 2023Tue, Nov 21, 2023

Eat a burger, you sick fuck.

Wake Up, SHEEP: Why Do None of You Bitches Know What a Persimmon Is?

NEWS | Mallika Tatavarti Wednesday, Nov. 15, 2023Wed, Nov 15, 2023

"Persnimmon?” What the fuck?

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