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Battle Of The (Career Fair) Swag

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Our visit to yesterday's Career Fair yielded no job prospects, but we did walk away with a handful of swag.  After testing out all the pens, mini-footballs and chapsticks, we narrowed down our favorites, which we will now pit against each other in our patented SWAG-O-METER!

The finalists were insurance company Alfac and The Choice Program, a Maryland-based community service organization.  The Choice Program definitely scores points for usefulness and green-friendliness with their water bottles.  Aflac, meanwhile, brought swag up to the level of carnival prize with their giant stuffed geese.  So who wins?

We ran the items through our SWAG-O-METER, and here's what it told us (Choice is in blue, Alfac in red):

Yup, Aflac managed to edge out The Choice Program.  Another victory for corporate America!  It was a tough choice, since Aflac only had two stuffed geese and probably wasn't giving them away willy-nilly, whereas The Choice Program had enough bottles to equip a soccer team, but in the end, it came down to creativity: any old company could produce logo-clad water bottles, but only Aflac went the extra mile to make stuff animals.  Congrats, Aflac! Now that that's settled...hire us?

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