You Love New York

Through thick and through thin, through credit crisis and mortgage-backed security, some of you will still manage to find Wall Street jobs. (It won't be us, so let us have our laughs now.)

In fact, let's all laugh together, to the tunes of Penn alum DJ Lubel '05. In his single, Murray Hill (click to listen to it), the one-time Theos brother parodies the life and times of the midtown Manhattan neighborhood frequently referred to as the real-life dorm of young Wall Street fellas and PR ladies. Fortunately (in our opinion), Penn doesn't get mentioned...but all your boys at Michigan, Emory, Wisconsin, and Cornell do get a nod.

Perhaps Lubel should hook up with Jasmin Rosemberg '02, who writes about the same post-collegiate crowd in her veritable ode to Murray Hill (basically). Not that we read it, or anything.