The Ballers Are Finally Ballin'

The victory-challenged, much-publicized Men's Basketball team FINALLY won a game tonight. But before we pop the Cristal, let's not get too carried away.

First of all, the Quakers defeated the University of Maryland, Baltimore County, which, from our research, seems like a bootleg version of the University of Maryland.

And second, their record is now 1-10. Still fairly abysmal.

Update: Our counterparts over at the DP finally got around to writing this story. Refer to them for more details.