Unnamed, Vague Reality Show Wants You

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A sorority listserv was informed that "a new documentary style series" is looking for "outgoing and adventurous women between the ages of 18-25 who are new to the Philadelphia area, are looking for work and trying to get to know the city better." Sound like you or someone you know? Check the full email (and casting criteria), paragraphs in caps-lock included, after the jump.

Hello. You were the contact listed for your Sorority at U Penn. I wanted to extend an opportunity to you and your sisters. My name is Erica Magaril. I am a Casting Associate with Vinnie Potestivo Entertainment in New York City. Vinnie Potestivo Entertainment is currently casting for a new documentary style series where we are looking for outgoing and adventurous women between the ages of 18-25 who are new to the Philadelphia area, are looking for work and trying to get to know the city better. We are especially interested in finding a college student or recent graduate from a Philadelphia area school. Perhaps you or one of your sisters could be what we are looking for? I have included the casting notice below as well as as an attachment for more information about the project and what we are looking for. I would like to encourage you to apply. It would also be very very helpful if you could pass this information along to the other ladies in your sorority as well as any other friends or family who may be interested, or simply post our notice on your facebook page. I am available at any time to answer questions so do not hesitate to contact me directly. Thanks so much, I look forward to hearing from you.

Best, Erica

CURRENTLY CASTING! PRODUCERS ARE CURRENTLY SEARCHING FOR AN OUTGOING & ADVENTUROUS WOMAN TO STAR IN AN EXCITING NEW REALITY SERIES

ARE YOU NEW TO PHILLY & LOOKING FOR A JOB? ARE YOU A RECENT COLLEGE GRAD OR STUDENT LOOKING FOR A WAY TO MAKE ENDS MEET? ARE YOU MOVING TO PHILLY AND IN NEED OF A JOB?

We are currently searching for an outgoing and attractive woman to star in a brand new cable network documentary series that will be shooting in Philadelphia, PA. If you fit this description, appear to be between the ages of 18-25, and are currently looking for work and/or new to the Philadelphia area please submit the following information to:

VPE.CASTING@GMAIL.COM

DON’T FORGET TO INCLUDE: 1. Your Name and Age 2. Contact Information (Phone Number and Email) 3. Current Location 4. Facebook URL 5. A brief description of your personality. Include your hobbies, activities you regularly participate in, social life, 6. How long have you lived in Philly? OR Why are you moving to Philly? When? 7. Why do you need extra money? 8. …and 2 current pictures of yourself

MUST BE AVAILABLE TO SHOOT JUNE 25-27, 2010 IN THE PHILADELPHIA AREA -- Erica Magaril Casting Associate Vinnie Potestivo Entertainment www.vinniep.com 646-808-1351 ext 124