Are you literate? Can you write? Do you have a lot of things to say that you think other people on campus should hear? Yes? No? Well, can you draw? Do you want to draw witty doodles of relevant campus issues (like the one above) that tens of thousands of people will read every day? No? Okay. Sorry. But if you are interested, fill out a Daily Pennsylvanian columnist or artist application for the upcoming semester by January 5 at noon. If you have any questions, contact The DP's opinion editor. GOFERIT.
