BREAKING·According to These Chairs, No Executive Education Has Ever Gotten Done·BREAKING·Op-Ed: Why Do The Athletes Use Scooters On Locust And Not The Fatties?·BREAKING·Bitch I Fucking Hate You and I Hope You Die: Forgiving the Girl Who Ran Over My Foot With Her Scooter the Other Day·
BREAKING·According to These Chairs, No Executive Education Has Ever Gotten Done·BREAKING·Op-Ed: Why Do The Athletes Use Scooters On Locust And Not The Fatties?·BREAKING·Bitch I Fucking Hate You and I Hope You Die: Forgiving the Girl Who Ran Over My Foot With Her Scooter the Other Day·
Are you literate? Can you write? Do you have a lot of things to say that you think other people on campus should hear? Yes? No? Well, can you draw? Do you want to draw witty doodles of relevant campus issues (like the one above) that tens of thousands of people will read every day? No? Okay. Sorry. But if you are interested, fill out a Daily Pennsylvanian columnist or artist application for the upcoming semester by January 5 at noon. If you have any questions, contact The DP's opinion editor. GOFERIT.