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Amy: Proudly Penn At The Palestra

Ben Lerner Sunday, Feb. 12, 2012Sun, Feb 12, 2012

Spotted: our girl A-Gut in the stands at the Penn-Harvard basketball game, cheering on the Quakers! That's right, our ever-effervescent Madame President made a public appearance in all her blonde glory Friday night at the Palestra. Seen with her elusively public husband, Columbia professor Michael ~~Gutmann~~ Doyle, Amy G. applauded our players' performance on the court, but, like the rest of us, could not hide her chagrin with our unfortunate loss to the Crimsons. She also posed with student government members, appeared via video for a trivia contest and graciously posed for a photo for UTB. Amy--she's just like us!

Amy: Proudly Penn At The Palestra

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