Profs Say The Darndest Things

Palms sweating, the PPE professor stared out at the sparkling white tundra before him. Was this it? After years of corny jokes and forced chuckles from the front row, had he finally been vindicated? While you were busy today eating everything in the house, testing out different legging/sock combos and getting some important Googling done in the privacy of your room, history was being made. The world has now seen the ultimate lame (and possibly offensive?) prof pun.