BREAKING·Op-Ed: Why Do The Athletes Use Scooters On Locust And Not The Fatties?·BREAKING·Bitch I Fucking Hate You and I Hope You Die: Forgiving the Girl Who Ran Over My Foot With Her Scooter the Other Day·BREAKING·Prince Williams Pregnant·
BREAKING·Op-Ed: Why Do The Athletes Use Scooters On Locust And Not The Fatties?·BREAKING·Bitch I Fucking Hate You and I Hope You Die: Forgiving the Girl Who Ran Over My Foot With Her Scooter the Other Day·BREAKING·Prince Williams Pregnant·
Apparently not all of Philly's dangers lurk north of Market, but rather exist in the form of giant panes of glass falling from the heavens — who knew? No one was hurt (this time) when a window bizarrely fell out of Addams Hall, but the second glass related incidentof the week surely will inspire a coterie of jugular-slicing nightmares for those undergoing midterm stress. On top of everything else, now we must face the possibility of literally dying at the hand of enormous pieces of glass.