BREAKING·Piece of Food Stuck Between Two Front Teeth Just Begging to be Tongued ·BREAKING·Full Tuition Paying Freshman Steals from Commons Like They’re Homeless·BREAKING·Prince William Pregnant·
BREAKING·Piece of Food Stuck Between Two Front Teeth Just Begging to be Tongued ·BREAKING·Full Tuition Paying Freshman Steals from Commons Like They’re Homeless·BREAKING·Prince William Pregnant·
Ben LernerSaturday, Feb. 22, 2014Sat, Feb 22, 2014
Madame President is out in full force this weekend, mingling with the masses on campus as the sun eminating from her perfect blonde locks melts the snow. A source informs us A-Gut made her annual sports appearance last night and was spotted at the Penn-Harvard basketball game (we lost), even playing the xylophonewith the Penn Band! Today, she's rocking a to-die-for jacket while sauntering arm-in-arm with her elusive hubby on Locust, where she was last spotted one year ago. Thank you for gracing us, Amy G – get up when you feel it, it's your time chance to shine.