BREAKING·According to These Chairs, No Executive Education Has Ever Gotten Done·BREAKING·Op-Ed: Why Do The Athletes Use Scooters On Locust And Not The Fatties?·BREAKING·Bitch I Fucking Hate You and I Hope You Die: Forgiving the Girl Who Ran Over My Foot With Her Scooter the Other Day·
BREAKING·According to These Chairs, No Executive Education Has Ever Gotten Done·BREAKING·Op-Ed: Why Do The Athletes Use Scooters On Locust And Not The Fatties?·BREAKING·Bitch I Fucking Hate You and I Hope You Die: Forgiving the Girl Who Ran Over My Foot With Her Scooter the Other Day·
Ben LernerSaturday, Feb. 22, 2014Sat, Feb 22, 2014
Madame President is out in full force this weekend, mingling with the masses on campus as the sun eminating from her perfect blonde locks melts the snow. A source informs us A-Gut made her annual sports appearance last night and was spotted at the Penn-Harvard basketball game (we lost), even playing the xylophonewith the Penn Band! Today, she's rocking a to-die-for jacket while sauntering arm-in-arm with her elusive hubby on Locust, where she was last spotted one year ago. Thank you for gracing us, Amy G – get up when you feel it, it's your time chance to shine.