BREAKING·Bitch I Fucking Hate You and I Hope You Die: Forgiving the Girl Who Ran Over My Foot With Her Scooter the Other Day·BREAKING·Prince Williams Pregnant·BREAKING·Commons Mukbang! I Ate the Entire Basin of Ketchup So You Don't Have To·
BREAKING·Bitch I Fucking Hate You and I Hope You Die: Forgiving the Girl Who Ran Over My Foot With Her Scooter the Other Day·BREAKING·Prince Williams Pregnant·BREAKING·Commons Mukbang! I Ate the Entire Basin of Ketchup So You Don't Have To·
Matt KelemenThursday, Feb. 20, 2014Thu, Feb 20, 2014
Sadly, not everyone at Penn can enjoy Valentine's Day surrounded by the people they love and cherish. While we spent our day having it all and NOT horribly alone, clearly some members of the Penn community had it rough. Maybe this lovebird should have followed our advice and splurged on some thing more meaningfulthan a nondescript bear-dog. Meanwhile, the discarded frozen pizza serves as a perfect compliment to this lover's trashed Valentine's Day dreams. Clearly not every DFMO ends happily ever after.