Penn to Become Less Sweaty

For anyone who's ever entertained the dream, nay, the fantasy, of wearing yoga pants out at night and still looking like a human, your time has finally come!

A Penn junior has officially begun revolutionizing the fashion world (and apparently the political world? See the comments) with a line of moisture-wicking party-wear called WICK. This genius of couture plans to turn out pieces designed specifically to avoid the icky problem of your sweat, your roommate's sweat, or that sweaty guy's sweat

Hopefully this movement will encourage Penn specific clothing to become a thing. Cozy sweaters with built in outlets and conveniently placed pockets could change our lives forever. Or maybe sunglasses that block peripheral vision so you don't have to make eye contact on Locust again. We're not saying the developers at Google Glass should consider it, but we're definitely not saying they shouldn't. (Hit us up, Google.)