Amanda Prager
Thursday, Nov. 6, 2014Thu, Nov 6, 2014
When drunk enough, the Quad is easily (and often) mistaken for the pearly gates of Hogwarts. But now that you’re banned from THAT Chamber of Secrets, come to the Sophomore Sorting! Let Headmaster Dean Furda parselmouth your desires into your ear. Unless you’re a mudblood. Then don’t bother showing up. Sirius-ly.
