Six Hobbies for Gay People to Try Now that Pride Month is Over

Hey gays! It’s July, and that means the attention is off of us for a while. July is actually the month of straight pride (4th of July), so it might be worthwhile to take up some hobbies while you wait for the limelight again.

1. Get a job

Pride was fun, but all that cocaine and ketamine doesn’t pay for itself. 

2. Call your parents

They only get updates from you because they subscribe to your OnlyFans!

3. CBT

Doing Cognitive Behavioral Therapy for years of trauma from living as the only gay teen in a small town might help heal your broken soul. 

4. CBT

Doing Cock and Ball Torture for years of trauma from living as the only gay teen in a small town might help heal your broken soul. 

5. Take a shower

It’s hard being the cum dumpster at every party. There’s only so much cum that one butthole can take before it starts leaking into your soul. Take a nice long shower, king, you deserve it.

6. Call me

I am so lonely. Please. I just need human touch.