Six Hobbies for Gay People to Try Now that Pride Month is Over
July 14, 2021 at 1:05 pm
Hey gays! It’s July, and that means the attention is off of us for a while. July is actually the month of straight pride (4th of July), so it might be worthwhile to take up some hobbies while you wait for the limelight again.
1. Get a job
Pride was fun, but all that cocaine and ketamine doesn’t pay for itself.
2. Call your parents
They only get updates from you because they subscribe to your OnlyFans!
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5. Take a shower
It’s hard being the cum dumpster at every party. There’s only so much cum that one butthole can take before it starts leaking into your soul. Take a nice long shower, king, you deserve it.
6. Call me
I am so lonely. Please. I just need human touch.