Germany to Be Re-Named Germ-Amy in Honor of Gutmann

 And here are some intended changes to the national anthem as well, bringing back the two stanzas removed post-WW2:

GermAmy, GermAmy above all,

Above all in the world,

When, for protection and defense,

It always stands sisterly together.

From Muse to Matriarch,

From her office to Berlin,

GermAmy, GermAmy above all,

Above all in the world!

GermAmy, GermAmy above all,

Above all in the world!

Germamian women, Germamian loyalty,

Germamian wine and Germamian women,

Shall retain in the world

Their old old chime

And inspire us to perform deeds

During all our life.

Germamian women, Germamian loyalty,

Germamian wine and Germamian women!

Germamian women, Germamian loyalty,

Germamian wine and Germamian women!

Unity and justice and taxes

For the GermAmian motherland!

Towards these let us all strive

Sisterly with hand in hand!

Unity and justice and taxes

Are the foundation of happiness;

Flourish in the radiance of this happiness,

Flourish, German motherland!