OFSL Enforces New Golden Ticket Entry Requirement for all Fraternity Parties

Last Tuesday, OFSL announced that it had hidden twenty golden tickets in Cookies and Cream flavored Hershey's bars only available for purchase at the CVS on Walnut and 34th Street. The finders of these tickets, and only those in possession of a golden ticket, are entitled to entry into a select fraternity party this upcoming weekend. 

After pushing the call button multiple times, and waiting for an employee to unlock the glass display, a few lucky students burst into joyous tears as they unwrapped a chocolate bar, revealing a sparkling golden piece of paper. It read "Janae's Golden Ticket: Valid for One Darty." However, one student wasn't so lucky. Instead of gold, his silver slip was "Valid Only at Spades."

According to inside sources, OFSL will also now require bouncers to wear green wigs, and white suspenders and sing "Oompa loompa doompety doo, there will be no entrance for YOU!" if a student attempts to enter a darty without a golden ticket.