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Penn InTouch Now Only A Decade Behind The Times

(06/14/09 11:20pm)

We don't always have the nicest things to say about Penn InTouch, that archaic tool that makes it difficult for us to register for classes, check our transcripts, and change our contact info (seriously, we don't still live in the Quad!). However, this weekend the new Penn InTouch was unveiled (just in time for the frosh to start using their PennKeys and freaking out about advanced registration). And it is such an improvement we won't even complain that the worksheet function still needs a makeover.



Wanna Be My BFF?

(06/05/09 6:44pm)

In PSYC001, you were taught that you choose friends based on how cool, popular, and attractive they are. You learned that birds of a feather flock together, and thus similarity and proximity were super important factors when it came to picking your crew. Now the geniuses over at Penn have decided to go all Survivor on our ass. According to Robert Kurzban (an associate professor who teaches Human Sexuality):



Vinny Price Gets Promoted

(05/29/09 6:00am)

Our thoughts about COMM125 aside, it looks like Vincent Price has turned his interim provost term into a permanent one (Penn put a ring on it, if you will). Penn's Twitterati was abuzz about the announcement that came to students via a glowing e-mail from Amy Gutmann herself (we love her e-mail address, by the way: president@upenn.edu). Granted, much of the tweeting was in relation to former provost Ron Daniels's "dreaminess." Daniels left Penn in February to be president of Hopkins, at which time a collective sigh was heard from Penn's male-loving population (or at least from those who knew who the hell he was). While we won't vouch for any sort of Price yum-factor, we have posted the following video in his honor (our first choice was "Thriller", but Michael Jackson's manservants have disabled embedding):


"Why Penn" Essay, In YouTube Form

(05/26/09 2:37pm)

As the incoming freshmen anxiously await their housing assignments, us upperclassmen are feeling a bit nostalgic. We've reported on the Penn YouTube channel before, but we came across this video just recently. Maybe we're huge nerds at UTB, but this clip gives us goosebumps (well, up until the five minute mark, when it becomes a fundraising plea). The shots of the Quad! And College Hall! And all the smart people! And the music! You're killing us, Amy.



Smartphone Envy

(05/23/09 1:10am)

Who doesn't love swag? I mean, when you're paying like a gajillion of your parents' hard-earned dolla dolla billz to go to school here, a few kickbacks (besides that whole world-class education thing) would be pretty cool. A few years ago, Duke gifted frosh with iPods. Earlier this month we learned that those kids over at Princeton would be getting Kindles. Now we hear that Indiana University MBA students will get special deals on BlackBerrys. Not to get all Veruca Salt on you (I want one NOW, Amy!), but can you imagine what would happen if Penn got in on such a program? (That was a rhetorical question, but HUP would probably have to build a BBM addict wing or something.)



Because Summer Makes You Miss College

(05/20/09 3:24pm)

We love college, but we hate school. That is, we love Smoke's and Fling and the Quad and living as quasi-adults sans any real responsibility, but we hate exams and term papers and idiot TAs and sleep-deprivation. Summer is the time when we relish in the lack of schoolwork (though some of us are getting a taste of that whole 9-5 thing...which is another story), but miss that late night trip to FroGro after Kweder. Fear not! There are not one but two ways you can get your college-not-school fix during these long summer months.







In Which Philly Weekly Makes Us Blush

(05/16/09 7:49pm)

Sticking around Philly this summer? This week Philadelphia Weekly came out with their annual summer guide. In true alt-weekly fashion, said guide lets you know about the summer's best concerts, art exhibits, and food events...and clues you into the best places to do it in public, the wonder that is Masturbation Month, and what "intimate" piercing entails. Hot and bothered, indeed. Oh, and here's the titillating cover:






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