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OP-ED: I am the GBF to These Hot Girls in a Top Sorority Right Here, and You Will Treat Me as Such
June 2, 2025 at 11:46 am
These two bodacious blonde bombshells and this bitchy gay boy? We're a package deal. Now let us into your All-White Party!
Guest Essay: My Visit to Pottruck Student Fitness Center by Ocean Vuong
June 2, 2025 at 11:46 am
All this time I told myself that I go to the gym as a habit of health — but I was wrong, Ma. I have been deceitful to you, but how could you understand why? Because the thing about beauty is that it’s only beautiful outside of itself.
BREAKING: Ashley, Maya Is Planning on Asking Drew to Tri Delta Date Night Too
June 2, 2025 at 11:46 am
Also, Amelia called you fat at APES late night
BREAKING: Penn Situationship Responds He Not Looking For Anything Serious After You Ask For, Like, Basic Reciprocity Even Though He Said Last Week What You Two Had Was Special
June 2, 2025 at 11:46 am
Local man does not keep his word. More at 5.
BREAKING: Entrepreneur Elon Musk (W CAS ’97) Adds Fuel to Former President and 1968 Wharton Graduate Donald Trump’s Comment on Former Penn Presidential Professor of Practice Joe Biden’s Housing of Classified Documents at the Penn Biden Center (Penn)
June 2, 2025 at 11:45 am
Yesterday, Twitter CEO Elon Musk (W CAS ’97) voiced his support for former President Trump’s (W ’68) tirade against the current scandal engulfing President Joe Biden.